Predicting when we will be in the mood is not always possible, so it’s hard to be ready all the time. When you are suddenly taken over by the mood, but don’t have your handy toy with you, there are other ways of enjoying the moment. You simply have to be creative and make your own dildo! Below are some ways to make homemade dildos from everyday objects, and some advice on how to safely use them.
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Cucumber
If you are home, don’t have a toy and really in the mood this is one fruit that works great. You will find the best homemade dildos are those that resemble the real deal, long and round. Cucumbers are stiff and sturdy, making it better for the job than compared to others food related objects, such as banana’s.
To use it, simply grab it from your fridge, place a condom on it, add lube if needed and go to town. Other than maybe rinsing it really good prior to use, there’s nothing for prepping it.
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Banana
While not as sturdy as a cucumber, banana’s work well as a second option. The downfall is that banana’s go soft pretty quick, but in a hurry it works and it’s shaped similar to the real thing, so bonus points.
If you can, use a banana that hasn’t become ripe yet as it will be firmer, place a condom on it and start your fun. You will want to wash the peel first to ensure it’s clean. You should pay attention to the end as well, they can be sharp.
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Hairbrush
This is an object that most people have laying around, if not several. It’s not food so it won’t go stale, and the handles are usually stiff so you won’t have to worry about it going soft!
For use, simply wash it as usual to ensure it’s clean, and place a condom over it. You are ready to go!
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Electric Toothbrush
If you don’t have a hairbrush, or you don’t like the texture of the handle, an electric toothbrush is another alternative. You can use your electric toothbrush as a makeshift vibrator to really arouse your clit, or add some kick and insert it.
For use, you should wash it, then place a condom over it like any other object. As it can be sharp, you should avoid being forceful with it.
Alternative: If you’re into anal play, the end of a basic toothbrush works as a homemade toy for anal enjoyment. Simply wash and use a condom with lube.
Dildo’s have actually been used since for thousands of years, with the first dildo’s dating back to 23,000 BC! That is a long line of masturbators, and with that timeline adult toy’s we are familiar with today have only been in existence for a short time. Before BOBs (battery operated boyfriends), women had to be creative!